nursery rhymes for big kids?

Nursery Rhymes For Big kids

                   Mary had a little pig,

                   She kept it fat and plastered;

                   And when the price of pork went up,

                   She shot the little bastard.

                   MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB

                   Her father shot it dead.

                   Now it goes to school with her,

                   Between two hunks of bread.

                   HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,

                   Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

                   All the kings' horses,

                   And all the kings' men.

                   Had scrambled eggs,

                   For breakfast again.